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“It is better to try and fail,then quit and fail.”
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“There is a difference between thinking you deserve to be happy and knowing that you are worthy of happiness.”
-Oprah Winfrey”
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“Behind every successful status update, there is a
Ctrl+C & Ctrl+V”
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“Arrogance is not a substitute for confidence.”
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“Mas mahirap ang iwanan, kaysa mangiwan. - IN ALL TIMES.”
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“Para kang bangus, mukha kang botcha.”
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“buti pa ang bagyo, may PAG-ASA.”
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“Hindi lahat ng bagay nakukuha ng MADALIAN, pero sadyang may mga bagay na nakukuha ng MALANDIAN.”
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“Ang ipis ay isang tunay na lalake…
Bakit?
Dahil lakad palang,
tinitilian na ng mga babae.”
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“Yung mukha mo, parang pila sa NSO..
Nakakairita.”
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“A girl talked to her BF:
Girl : Miss mo na ba ko?
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Boy: Miss pa lang ngayon. sa susunod MRS. na kita!”
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“Long Quote” -yan yung nararamdaman ko pag wala ka sa tabi ko…”
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“Parang SLR lang naman ang mga mata ko eh. Kapag nakita kita, nagbu-blur na ung iba :)”
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“If good looks can kill, then dont look at me. I dont wanna see you dying.”
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“-Sa isang tindahan …
BATA: Tok tok. Tao po!
TINDERA: Ano yun?
BATA: May asin kayo?
TINDERA: Meron.
BATA: Kami din.
/FAIL!:))”
